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How does he- eh eh eh I dont think she likes me. Seinfeld: "Oh, yeah, I like this idea. Seinfeld: "It seems like every week a whole new set of problems would just crop up out of nowhere. Seinfeld: "There's no more kissing, and I don't care what the consequences are. Seinfeld: "Ya know, that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts. It should be tables restaurants along with salt pepper! Anytime someone says 'Oh this is so good, whats this? You get sense it then look away!

Seinfeld: "We've made a lot of friends, shared a lot of laughs Seinfeld: "Aw, you're crazy. All right!!!. Crazy time. Father: offends you as a Jewish person?!. I mean what could she have?. Hello Newman. Hello Jerry.

He lives down the hall from my home. I care!. The Tractor. Queen of the castle. Oh, Deloris!!!. We're not men. Not that there's anything wrong with that!.

I don't wanna be a pirate. Pleasant surprise. But the reservation keeps the car here. That's why you have the reservation! That's a shame. That is one magic luggie. Thanks for the tickets though. Posing as a girlfriend for homosexuals. I thought I DID!.

Schtickle of flouride. Seinfeld: "I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me. Seinfeld: "I was merely speaking extemporaneously. Seinfeld: "It's go-time. Seinfeld: "To the Idiot-mobile! Seinfeld: "Are you insane? Seinfeld: "Well, let's start the insanity. Seinfeld: "Oh, I gotta get on that Internet.

I'm late on everything! Seinfeld: "Because if I can't get one, you're not getting one! All right All right!

We're here, we're are everywhere! We're honking our horns to serve you better. Man Got any coffee? Jerry Coffee? Man Yeah, coffee. Jerry No, I don't drink coffee. Man You don't drink coffee, how about instant coffee? Jerry No, I dont have-- Man You don't have any instant coffee? Jerry Well I don't normally-- Man Who doesn't have instant coffee? Jerry I don't Man You buy jar Folgers crystals, you put it cupboard, you forget about it later when you need it, it's there, it lasts forever.

Cosmo Kramer. Jerry So that's here? Kramer: "Cuz I'm like ice, buddy. When I don't like you, you got problems. Kramer: "You can't keep this up! Don't you know what's gonna happen?? Kramer: "You mean circumcision I would advise against that. Kramer: "So, you're all in here together! Well, how convenient! I hope you're all very proud of yourselves! Got room in the car for the pig man, 2 seater.

The colliding world theory. I am Cosmo Kramer!. They do have their own schools!!. Hand model: Kramer discusses George's hands. Big Problem. Look in the mirror. A pig man!. You stink!.

Meet, the bro. So are you!. Kramer: Well, people kept ringin bell! Kramer It'll be funky adventure Elaine Kramer, forget it. Kramer: "I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute of it! Kramer: "Jerry, I'm tellin' ya I have this power Kramer: "Look at you Why don't you do something with your life?? Sit around here all day. You contribute nothing to society!

Kramer: "All this time I'm trying not to be me. I'm afraid to face who I was. But I'm Cosmo, Jerry. I'm Cosmo Kramer, and that's who I'm going to be. From now on, I'm Cosmo! Jerry Stiller: "What are you -- out of your mind?? Estelle Harris: "Why can't you do anything like a normal person?? Seinfeld: "Elaine, what percentage of people would you say are good-looking? Your Crazy.

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